Black/Opaque Windscreens
 
Taller, more protective aftermarket screens I understand, but those jet-black things you sometimes see make absolutely no sense at all. Why would anyone of sound mind choose to obscure their vision of the road ahead by putting one of these idiotic parts on their bike; well I suppose the answer is in the question, isn?t it? you?re obviously not of sound mind if you choose to do such a thing. I don?t even know why they exist. Whose idea was it" And if you think it looks good, you must be a bit stupid. Or a bit blind. Or stupid and blind. Ok, I know that when you?re riding through town, sat bolt upright as though you?ve got a screwdriver up your arse, you?ll probably be able to see more than enough of the road over the top of your stupid black screen, but if you ever decide to ride your bike properly – the faster you go, the lower your head will get and the shitter your vision will be. In what warped reality would that make any sense at all" If you?ve got one on your bike, take it off. If you?re thinking of getting one, give your head a bang.  

Tiny, Shaky Bar-End Mirrors. 
 
This is just a shit modification for the sake of it. As standard, some bikes have got half decent mirrors, others have got crap ones, but not many are as crap as the cheap and nasty bar-end mounted jobbies that you see on way too many modified bikes. Not only are they generally way too small to actually s...