Get your ass down to Americade and perch it atop the new RodeMaster P-Tour Seat. 
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ROYAL RIDING ROAD TRIP!
RodeMaster P-Tour Seat To Debut At Americade

Phoenix, AZ ? Royal Riding, a pioneer in the gel seat pads sector, is unveiling a new concept at Americade this year. The RodeMaster ?Push? P-Tour is a game-changing development, literally pushing the rider 1-1/2? closer to the tank for better ergonomics and greater access to the handlebars. What better way to make its debut than the ultimate touring rally in Lake George, New York June 5-10.
?Americade has long been known as one of the best weeks of riding in the U.S. and with the most demo rides of any rally, it was the perfect place to ?push? our P-Tour concept since you really have to ride it to feel the difference,? says Royal Riding President Rod Derifield. ?The P-Tour is for the rider who finds the standard seating position to be a little too roomy? not only does it push the rider closer to the bars for greater control when riding, we have streamlined the inner thigh area for confidence inspiring sure footing when stopped.? However, comfort has not been compromised. ?The P-Tour is ergonomically designed to give the rider maximum comfort by minimizing pressure with our hallmark tailbone and prostate relief channels,? explains Derifield. ?Now shorter riders don?t have to make a choice between comfort and control so everyone can Ride Farther!?
In addition to pushing the rider closer to the tank...