They might look like Power Rangers on acid in their latest multicoloured airbag suits, on their latest £20k+, 200mph+, fanny magnet superbikes. But remember, sportsbike riders are still human beings, and they eat, shit and shag, just like the rest of us. But some folk do hold these streak-of-lightning sportsbike lads in high regard. And the more naïve amongst us may even put them on an almost god-like pedestal. But it?s also worth remembering that certain people consider sportsbike boys the worst of the worst. Plenty wouldn?t hesitate to slap an ASBO on every one of them, should they be in charge of public order. No, nothing divides opinion quite like the sportsbike rider (except maybe Marmite). And although we believe everyone is entitled to think of them what they will, a lot of the more polar opinions are based simply on false truths.
So with that in mind, we thought it was about time we dispel a few myths regarding the simple sportsbike rider. And here they are.

They?ve all got small penises

You?d be quite right to assume that he who drives a Ferrari, Lamborghini or other such penis extension, probably is deficient in the penis department. And although you might assume the same is true for the superbike lads, it?s not always the case. Sure, some of them fall into the same category as the sportscar boys, but every once in while there will be a Fireblade owner that has at least four inches to brag about. In fact I once watched a bloke get off a Panigale and...