The truth is finally out. A recent study says, on average, motorcyclists do indeed have larger penises than non-motorcyclists. The findings come after years of division, with non-motorcyclists claiming to have penises equal to (if not bigger than) their motorcycling peers.

The multimillion pound survey, which included a whopping sample of 100 people, began at the turn of the century, and has taken over 20 years to complete. But thanks to a hard working army of scientists and statisticians, the question we?ve all been asking for so long can finally be answered.

The participants in the study included men and women from all walks of life. The aim was to give a true, cross-sectional representation of the population. Each one of the 100 people were all asked two simple questions. Do you ride a motorcycle" And how big is your willy"
Whopper

Out of the 100 people asked, 20 of them said yes they are motorcyclists. That might not sound a lot, but it?s almost one fifth. Out of the 20 self-proclaimed motorcyclists, 16 claimed to have a penis between 4 and 7 inches and two claimed to have one bigger than 9 inches. Ouch. A further two said they didn?t have a penis at all; because they were in fact women. After hours of number crunching and computer simulations, the mathematicians deduced that the average penis size for people that claim to be motorcyclists is 5.426 inches. Nice.

It?s a very different story for the 80 people who called themselves non-moto...