My mum?s a lovely lady, but if I told her to fuck off every time she overdid the parsnips in a Sunday roast, I think she?d be a little upset with me. And rightly so. Because you can?t just go round telling everyone to fuck off, willy-nilly; it?ll only get everyone worked up and besides, it?ll soon lose its potency, if you do. No, it?s best to only tell someone to fuck off if they really deserve it. And to be fair, these days you?re never far away from someone that does. So to help you stay on the right side of your mother at Christmas; to safeguard the integrity everyone?s favourite expletive and; most importantly to make sure all the wankers of this world are put in their place every once in a while… here are five examples of when the term should definitely be used.
When a seller bullshits you.

I?m sure most of us will?ve heard all the same bullshit lines from fellers? trying to sell us their bike. You could write a book of the bastard things. ?It just fell over on the stand? or ?It?s never been on the track, honest?. Two common whoppers they?ll do their best to feed you when you?re viewing a possible addition to your garage. Not all of them?ll be speaking with forked tongues because there are still a few honourable people out there, but those faint scrapes that run all the way down the exhaust pipe (the ones that Billy Bullshitter thought he?d polished out, but are still visible to anyone that with anything like 20/20 vision) tell a very different story in...