When Barry Sheene was winning GPs and pulling Penthouse models, there was no question about it, motorbikes were cool. In fact they were cool way before that. They were cool even before Steve McQueen was getting chased round by the Nazis on an old Triumph Trophy. But are motorbikes still cool now" Or have they fallen out of favour with the hip and trendy cool gang"

Fast = Cool

Well motorbikes are still really fast, so that makes them cool, doesn?t it" In fact, they?re faster than they?ve ever been; so that probably makes them cooler than they?ve ever been. Because surely anything fast is cool. Fast cars, fast bikes, fast woman, you name it. You might not be allowed to do 200mph on Her Majesty?s highways, but the fact that you can do them sort of speeds on a racetrack or Autobahn is very cool. Very cool indeed.
The other cool thing about motorbikes, is that you don?t actually have to ride them fast at all. To some, pottering around on a cruiser, or bouncing from one rock to the next on a trials bike is just as cool as going flat out on a superbike.

Sexy = Cool

These days, there are loads of bikes that?ll give you a full on woody, if you?re that way inclined. I know I am. Whether you?re into sportsbikes, naked bikes or off-roaders, there?ll be something to tickly your fancy. And with a bit of luck, it?ll tickle your todger, too.

And whilst we?re talking about sexy, there?s nothing sexier than a member of the opposite sex in a well-f...