I saw a statistic the other day that genuinely made my jaw drop. Apparently the average cost of a wedding in the UK is £16,000. Now I don?t know (or really care) how true that actually is, but if you?d seriously consider spunking that sort of cash on a wedding, I think you need a check-up from the neck up. It?s ludicrous. Think of what you could spend that sort of money on. That kind of dough would buy you a very, very nice motorcycle. A brand new one, straight from the showroom. So what?s it going to be" Do you really need to put a ring on it" Or would you be better off spending the money on something a bit more sensible; like a new bike" If your struggling to make your mind up, why not let us help. Here?s our completely unbiased analysis of the facts.
Weddings don?t come with a warrantee

No, you don?t get a warrantee with your wedding. Judging by the amount of them that go tits-up though, they could probably do with it. It doesn?t matter whether it?s a week or a year after you?ve spent £16k on ?the best day of your life? (don?t make me vom’), when it all goes to rat shit, your not getting a penny of it back. It?s gone. On the flip side, if you?ve bought yourself a new bike and it shit?s itself within a couple of years, you?d be well within your rights to march straight into your dealership and tell them you want it sorting. And you can?t say fairer than that.

And let?s imagine for a moment that after 10 years of owning your bike, yo...